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Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
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bag lapper

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.
feuntes quit being a bag lapper
by mr beer January 13, 2008
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Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.
lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her
by PodArtist September 11, 2016
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Baglapper

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.
by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023
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Bagnapper

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded handbag that is unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing it. To bagnap or bagnapping: to steal or stealing a handbag
Lucy plotted to bagnap her boss Jill's new Hermes crocodile Birkin. The thought of becoming a bagnapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that bagnapping it was the only way she could ever possess such an expensive bag.
by PodArtist September 24, 2016
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bagslapper

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.
Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"
by Indestinate February 26, 2024
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