Bag Lapper 

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

bag lapper 

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.

feuntes quit being a bag lapper

bag lapper by mr beer January 13, 2008

Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.

lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 11, 2016

Baglapper 

An imbecilic and lowdown ignorant fool.

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.

Baglapper by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023

Bagnapper

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded handbag that is unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing it. To bagnap or bagnapping: to steal or stealing a handbag

Lucy plotted to bagnap her boss Jill's new Hermes crocodile Birkin. The thought of becoming a bagnapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that bagnapping it was the only way she could ever possess such an expensive bag.

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 24, 2016

bagslapper 

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

bagslapper by Indestinate February 26, 2024