bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 01, 2004

Bonkle

Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.

Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay rent this month, I spent all my money on Bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same, I guess we're going to be homeless"

by Bonkleman123 October 25, 2019

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

Bonkle

Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.

Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay for rent this month, I spent all my money on bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same"

by Bonkleman123 October 25, 2019

Bonkle YT

Bonkle YT is a young team that operates in Bonkle near Wishy and is run by Rowan Ferguson the leader who smokes doobs for fun

Bonkle YT is pumping yer burd Sen

by AbonkleMcmember January 04, 2025

bonkle

A definition of a dumb person (Juan)

I can't believe how much of a bonkle he is.

by Hoboyyo November 08, 2017

minkin bonkle

Silly person

Oh you minkin bonkle

by Stemax1960 November 20, 2020