bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

Bonkle

Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.

Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay rent this month, I spent all my money on Bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same, I guess we're going to be homeless"

by Bonkleman123 October 24, 2019

bonklers

adj. Loveably stupid.
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")

30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.

by Menchi December 5, 2003

Bongled

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.

Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.

by CxLolz June 15, 2018

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

by goodone! June 13, 2008

bonked out

Becoming so tired that it is nearly impossible to keep your head up. Sleep is imminent.

You: Yo let's go out!
Me: Nah, man. I'm bonked OUT.

by methodDK April 30, 2011

binkledum

a "wildly huge dildo"

"Guess what, I got that Andrew Tubinis kid home and I convinced him to stick it to me with his new, 17" binkledum!"

by Charles the second December 17, 2007