bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

Bonkle

Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.

Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay rent this month, I spent all my money on Bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same, I guess we're going to be homeless"

by Bonkleman123 October 24, 2019

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

Bonkle

Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.

Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay for rent this month, I spent all my money on bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same"

by Bonkleman123 October 24, 2019

minkin bonkle

Silly person

Oh you minkin bonkle

by Stemax1960 November 20, 2020

Bonkle Donk

When you hit someone in the head with a big book

I'm going to bonkle donk you

by Mr not smart April 20, 2024

bonkle

A definition of a dumb person (Juan)

I can't believe how much of a bonkle he is.

by Hoboyyo November 8, 2017