Hovercrafts

a person that hangs at dope( meth) house to get high for free. They will go from room to room hovering intill someone gets them high.As soon the person is out of stuff the hovercraft will immediately move on to the next person.

"how many hovercrafts are you going to let in your house?"" I hate seeing all these hovercrafts in your room""Do i have to throw a 20 pice out the front door to get you guys out of here"

Hovercrafts by BIGFEETS_17 December 3, 2011

My hovercraft is full of eels 

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

hovercraft 

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

hovercraft by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014

Hovercrafting 

The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.

I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.

Hovercrafting by Infamousduck January 21, 2013

Hovercraft 

Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.

That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.

Hovercraft by Monkeybam September 11, 2011

hovercraft 

1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.

2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

hovercraft by Sebastian Viklund Åsberg June 28, 2006

hovercraft 

When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.

Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.

hovercraft by danethebrain January 17, 2008