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A phrase that famous YouTuber and former Viner Danny Gonzalez uses to describe bad mobile app ads in his videos.
“This is another episode of bad ads.. or- badads.. It’s badads!” -Danny Gonzalez - “Awful Game ads on Instagram 2”

bad aids 

A phrase derived from a sketch on the pedophile special episode of Brass Eye (a satirical programme by Chris Morris). In the sketch a distinction between Good AIDS (haemophiliacs, blood transplant patients) and Bad AIDS (homosexuals, drug users) was made by a "Robert Kilroy-Silk"-type character.
"You've got BAD aids!"
bad aids by Jack Ketch July 1, 2004
1. A short version of bad ads made up by danny gonzalez
2. a dad, thats bad.
A: Yo! I just got badads for a stupid game.
B: The game might be bad, but my dad is badder. He's a badad.
badads by starkissjimin March 1, 2020

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

BandAIDs 

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.
"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."
BandAIDs by TheTorr September 26, 2011

Barbie Bandaids 

A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!
Watch out for em Barbie Bandaids they be takin em skate boards to secret skate
Barbie Bandaids by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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