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putting bandaids on bullet wounds
1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
putting bandaids on bullet wounds by blckexec January 24, 2015
Barbie Bandaids
A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!
Barbie Bandaids by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009
nipple bandaids
nipple bandaids by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020
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x...bl.ck_bandaids...x by I_Love_Fnaf April 29, 2021
Bandaid Bus
Bandaid Bus by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010
bandaid baby
bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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