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putting bandaids on bullet wounds

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1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

Barbie Bandaids 

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A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!
Watch out for em Barbie Bandaids they be takin em skate boards to secret skate
Barbie Bandaids by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009

nipple bandaids 

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Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.
“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”
nipple bandaids by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020

x...bl.ck_bandaids...x 

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The prettiest person ever.Like I love them sm.
Someone:Hey do you know x...bl.ck_bandaids...x?
Me:Yeah!I love their vids!!!They are so cool!!!

Bandaid Bus 

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An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.
"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."
Bandaid Bus by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

bandaid baby 

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When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems
Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues
bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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