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i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me
i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022
my bad bro
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK??
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)
my bad bro by nycdoggo September 4, 2023
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
Bad brother
Someone who upsets their siblings because they have no heart, no morals, and only care about themselves.
Bad brother by -Lilly May 26, 2018
Bad Bromance
1). A bromance that is unhealthy for either party causing emotional or physical pain.
2). When bromance turns into something more.
2). When bromance turns into something more.
1).
"Hey, you know the way John and David have been bromancing?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..don't you think it's turned David into a jackass?"
"Yeah man, total bad bromance!"
2).
"Hey man guess what?"
"What is it?"
"Those two guys in our year, way more than a bromance."
"Wooooah Bad Bromance dude!"
"Hey, you know the way John and David have been bromancing?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..don't you think it's turned David into a jackass?"
"Yeah man, total bad bromance!"
2).
"Hey man guess what?"
"What is it?"
"Those two guys in our year, way more than a bromance."
"Wooooah Bad Bromance dude!"
Bad Bromance by Prince.Puck April 8, 2010
Bad brownies
1. Special Brownies, using weed in the mixture.
2. Cybernations player in the Trilateral Commission.
2. Cybernations player in the Trilateral Commission.
Bad brownies by Hectors Muscle February 16, 2009
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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