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Baconeer
A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Related Words
Baconter • bacontarian • Baconater • bacontent • Baconeer • bacontrarian • Bacon-Train • bacon torpedo • Bacon Tree • Bacon Erotica
bacontree
"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.
HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.
HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
bacontree by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011
bacontarian
A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!
They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
bacontarian by g-diggity January 28, 2008
Baconater
Baconater by Check for korpalitis August 21, 2017
bacontarian
bacontarian by masterofpiemunching November 17, 2010
bacontarian
A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.
My friend Sagar, a true Bacontarian, claims to be a true vegetarian but also eats meals where bacon is added.
bacontarian by Tyoung January 15, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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