Baconter

A planet ruled by The Silent Bacon. It is too hot to live on the surface so most species live on the outer ring of bacon

I went to Baconter with my family this week

by Hit-Bacon August 27, 2022

Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

by Baconeer July 23, 2011

bacontree

A tree made out of bacon, can be used to lubricate your neck while playing Quiditch.

"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.

HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.

by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011

bacontarian

A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!

They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.

Bubba eats bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is a bacontarian.

by g-diggity January 28, 2008

Baconater

A fat bird chode of a guy usually named Brady who is an angry little elf.

Look at that little midget hitting people, he's such a baconater

by Check for korpalitis August 21, 2017

bacontarian

One who's diet consists completely of bacon.

Beans from Even Stevens is the only true bacontarian I know.

by masterofpiemunching November 17, 2010

bacontarian

A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.

My friend Sagar, a true Bacontarian, claims to be a true vegetarian but also eats meals where bacon is added.

by Tyoung January 15, 2008