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Baconeer 

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer by Baconeer July 23, 2011
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Baconter 

A planet ruled by The Silent Bacon. It is too hot to live on the surface so most species live on the outer ring of bacon
I went to Baconter with my family this week
Baconter by Hit-Bacon August 27, 2022
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