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Bacon tent 

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.
"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".

Bacontastic 

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item
1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!
Bacontastic by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010

Baconfetti 

Confetti made out of bacon. It is glorious.
Courier: "Sir, we've received word from the front lines. The enemy has surrendered. Victory is ours!"

King: "At last! Let our people rejoice! RELEASE THE BACONFETTI!"
Baconfetti by Titansjjl November 22, 2011

baconvention 

n. a grouping together of law enforcement officers
i.e. at the local donut shop
Joe: Dude, look at all the popo at Dunkin Donuts!
Steve: Yeah man, must be a baconvention.
baconvention by Dankmaster G September 2, 2007

Baconpendent 

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
Baconpendent by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.
Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.
Balcontent by Doomnation November 28, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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