bacontent

The content feeling that only comes while eating bacon.

Y'know, some people just curl up with a hot cup of coffee, or hot chocolate, or ice cream. Mike does that with a plate of bacon, and gets Bacontent.

by Mikeavelli September 30, 2013

Bacon tent

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.

"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".

by Big Kahuna Burgers June 28, 2016

Bacontastic

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item

1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!

by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010

Baconfetti

Confetti made out of bacon. It is glorious.

Courier: "Sir, we've received word from the front lines. The enemy has surrendered. Victory is ours!"

King: "At last! Let our people rejoice! RELEASE THE BACONFETTI!"

by Titansjjl November 22, 2011

baconvention

n. a grouping together of law enforcement officers
i.e. at the local donut shop

Joe: Dude, look at all the popo at Dunkin Donuts!
Steve: Yeah man, must be a baconvention.

by Dankmaster G September 2, 2007

Baconpendent

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

by Doomnation November 28, 2011