Jackshitting

Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "procrastinating", but procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.

Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."

Jackshitting by BritishTeaCup August 7, 2014

Backshitting 

Shitting on someone behind their back (backstabbing, gossiping). Mainly occuring with girls.

Oh my God, Kyra was so totally backshitting me to Jade!

Backshitting by DiAAh01 June 22, 2008

Jackshizzing 

Jackshizzing - adj.

1. the act of jerking off or jerking someone else off (usually a male.) whilst in snow or underwater.

"I was jackshizzing him off for like 3 hours last night, that's why he seems so tired."

Jackshizzing by panderverse October 28, 2023