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Bazzed
A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.
Short for Basmatted.
Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'
'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'
'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.
'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'
'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.
'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014
Related Words
Babzed • bazzed • babbed • Babied • Babyed • Baezed • Balzed Syndrome • barzed • Babed • babedacious
Babied
being treated like a baby,especially used by girls when they want to be cuddled and shown lots of affection. like whining, and basically have their boyfriends take care of them. it can be similar to daddy kinks but can be used to different degrees.
my girlfriend always wants to be babied, so i have to stroke her hair and make sure she gets lots of cuddles.
Babied by callbacklater December 22, 2017
Babied
treating someone like a baby, like giving them lots of attention and affection. making them super happy, and making them giggle or blush😊
babed up
When an already very attractive female female puts in extra effort to make herself even more attractive or a "babe."
You're at a wedding and see a bridesmaid who you've been longtime friends with. You've always thought she was very attractive and numerous friends have agreed with this opinion, solidifying her attractiveness in the eyes of men. At this wedding she has gotten her hair and makeup done professionally, furiously worked out for the big day, and the bridesmaids dress surprisingly didn't ruin all of her effort. She babed up. All of this has made this typically "very attractive" female a complete and utter babe, hottie, smokeshow, etc. This could also be defined as a female who may be rated a 7 or 8 being transformed into a 9 or 10.
bazzed up
to have done up your car in a particularly shit way - the way a man called Barry might have done. Like a ricer but, if anything, more pants.
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