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A verdict decided by 12 jurors that don't have common sense.
Casey Anthony jury was Baezed.
Baezed by blgard August 16, 2011
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A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.
Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!
Baezelnuts by Bae23 March 5, 2015
Taken far too many drugs and have gone beyond the buzzing phase.
(beezed) to be beezed.
beezed by high10 June 28, 2013

bazzed up 

to have done up your car in a particularly shit way - the way a man called Barry might have done. Like a ricer but, if anything, more pants.
Nissan Micra, original paint job metallic lime but then owner paints large purple 'rally style' stripe up bonnet over roof and down boot, then adds soup-can sized dummy exhaust
bazzed up by jeek February 7, 2005

Balzed Syndrome 

When someone is turning into a balzedwhores clone, someone who is an american who turned from funny and friendly to a bad boy giga chad
Thomas: bro he is such a bitch, i bet he has balzed syndrome
Balzed Syndrome by Popayaya May 22, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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