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A verdict decided by 12 jurors that don't have common sense.
Casey Anthony jury was Baezed.
Baezed by blgard August 16, 2011
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A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.
Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!
Baezelnuts by Bae23 March 5, 2015
Taken far too many drugs and have gone beyond the buzzing phase.
(beezed) to be beezed.
beezed by high10 June 28, 2013

bazzed up 

to have done up your car in a particularly shit way - the way a man called Barry might have done. Like a ricer but, if anything, more pants.
Nissan Micra, original paint job metallic lime but then owner paints large purple 'rally style' stripe up bonnet over roof and down boot, then adds soup-can sized dummy exhaust
bazzed up by jeek February 7, 2005

Balzed Syndrome 

When someone is turning into a balzedwhores clone, someone who is an american who turned from funny and friendly to a bad boy giga chad
Thomas: bro he is such a bitch, i bet he has balzed syndrome
Balzed Syndrome by Popayaya May 22, 2023