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Babybatter 

Junk that shoots out your cock at 28mph after said cock has been played with, tickled, stroked, touched, fucked, sucked...etc. etc.

Sister: Mmmm. So salty!
Man: Oh yeah! Its almost thier. Ahh, ooh, uh-huh, little more.....

Mans cock: Spraying copius amounts jizz all over the place!

Man: Thank you soooo much. That felt great! Sorry about all of the babybatter all over you. We'll have to do this again, Sis!
Babybatter by lick the bag bitch August 10, 2022

Babybatter spread 

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.
Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach
Babybatter spread by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021

Australian babysitter 

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill

Babysitter Poodles 

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

Baby Batter

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?
Baby Batter by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

Rap Babysitter 

a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.
Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"

Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"

Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........

Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!

Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.
Rap Babysitter by eviezamora13 September 29, 2011