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Baby Watch 

Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.
My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.
Baby Watch by elisapetesa August 30, 2015
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Baby watch 

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.
She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much
Baby watch by NIFF CCD W November 29, 2021

National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

Mormon Baywatch 

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.
She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

baywatched 

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.
I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!
baywatched by ryder9graf July 15, 2014

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch 

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

Baywatch 

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?
Baywatch by L.J. July 11, 2003