Baby napes 

when you pee on a womens back after plowig her and put the covers from the bed on her back,

Bro baby napes<3

Baby napes by barhatjer December 12, 2010

celebrity baby names 

Curious onomastic phenomenon amongst celebrity couples, whereby they attempt to exceed each other with the absurdity of the names they give to their children. In an attempt to avoid convention, celebrities appear to select their names by playing darts against a wall-mounted world map, taking them from a translation book or Starbucks menu, and if all else fails, make it up. Little regard is given to the psychological trauma they will inflict on their children, until it is too late.

A few celebrity baby names:

Tu (Rob Morrow)
Wilf (Hermoine Norris)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Speck Wildhorse and Hud (John Mellencamp)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton)
Zowie (David Bowie)
Rolan (Marc Bolan)
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow)
Jett (Kelly Preston and John Travolta)
Hopper (Sean Penn)
Ireland (Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Phinnaeus (Julia Roberts)
Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)
Shiloh Nouvel (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Sailor (Christie Brinkley)
Banjo (Rachel Griffiths)
Daisy Boo (Jamie Oliver)
Kyd (Tea Leoni and David Duchovny)
Dixie Dot (Colin MacDougall)
Crumpet (Lisa Vidal and Jay Cohen)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Reignbeau and Freedom (Ving Rhames)
Lyric and Zephyr (Robby Benson)
Seven and Puma (Erykah Badu)
Denim and Diezel (Toni Braxton)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris Michael (Michael Jackson)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

celebrity baby names by What is Fanbitch? September 2, 2008

baby names 

What people who are about to have a baby search for online.
Often this types of people choose trendy or unique names. Some baby names mean something in some obscure language. But almost always, anyone who types "baby names" in a search-bar, are guaranteeing their child will either be a total pussy, or end up changing their name.

Female(or effeminate male partner): "What should we name our baby."
Male(or masculine female partner): "Sure, whatever you want honey, i'm watching the game"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "Why don't we look online for baby names?"
Male(or masculine female partner): "Yeah, Yeah, You do that sweety"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "How about Julio?"
Male(or masculine female partner): "Who is that our new gardener?"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "How about October, my friend is a Libra?"
Female(or effeminate male partner): "Yeah our baby should be named October."

baby names by JesusCisc December 16, 2013

Modern baby names 

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

Modern baby names by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021