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A swankified, phat, EXTREME way of saying "no".

Originated in Port Washington and Paul D. Schreiber High School.
Cooltrainer Patrick says: "Nope. Nada. Napes"

Thatsabignapes.

Learn it. Use it. Spread it.
napes by DStix July 6, 2006
Words you can keep
No, nope, not, non, nnnnnnnapes.
"Is there a more extreme fruit snack on the market? Nada. Nope. Napes."
napes by Whattha December 3, 2004
an emphatic way of saying no; not possible ; no way ; not going to happen; negative
You: "I saw you at the club last night brah with your ex girlfriend"
Me: "Napes"

You: "C'mon man...I saw you"
Me: "Naaaaaaaapes"
napes by KingfisherAluminum September 12, 2012
A way of saying absolutely not. With underlying tones of "Are you serious", and a slight to major disgust.
"Hey did you pitch in for that keg?"
"Napes"
napes by Moe Fizz April 16, 2009
Slang term for "No", that is used to sound like "grapes", creating "Napes". Of course, this term was created in the valley of grapes, California's Napa Valley.
Napes bro, we can't make it on time to the show.
napes by schafenfuk October 28, 2007
Let's go dt napes today!
napes by IdidntScrewUp January 11, 2011

jack-a-napes 

"I do say, that new student is quite haughty and insolent, quite the jack-a-napes."
jack-a-napes by Ledbatz February 29, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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