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baby whale horse 

1] NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry

minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet

2] ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance
1] "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely

2] "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."

punch a baby whale in the face 

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

Beached Baby Whale 

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.
Beached Baby Whale by Iodine April 4, 2004

Baby brown whale 

A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.
Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
Baby brown whale by bamcole101 November 17, 2016

Baby white whale 

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back
that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast
Baby white whale by bamcole101 November 21, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026