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Baby Whale 

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole
Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight
Baby Whale by Lilchungy July 16, 2025
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baby whale horse 

1] NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry

minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet

2] ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance
1] "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely

2] "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."

punch a baby whale in the face 

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

Beached Baby Whale 

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.
Beached Baby Whale by Iodine April 4, 2004

Baby brown whale 

A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.
Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
Baby brown whale by bamcole101 November 17, 2016

Baby white whale 

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back
that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast
Baby white whale by bamcole101 November 21, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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