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baked baby 

Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes.
Fred:What do you want for dinner?
Bob:Baked Baby
baked baby by brettmobile1 March 27, 2009

baby backed bitch 

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.

baby baker 

The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.
My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.
baby baker by Manfredmann December 9, 2007

Baby Bake 

To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.
I always baby bake before nap time.
Baby Bake by inlineofire August 8, 2014

easy bake baby oven

A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.
Megan is going to be James and I's easy bake baby oven. Who say's gays shouldn't have kids?

Baby Eater Baker 

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion
i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites