babid 

People infected with rabies are rabid, people infected with babies are babid.

A derogatory counterpart to the word "pregnant," it is used to express pregnancy or reproduction in terms of a disease. It is most often directed at women who are not in a situation where they should be reproducing, such as teens, drug addicts, and those who have already popped out multiple neglected children.

I hate going to Primark and being swarmed by babid preteens.

Maybe if you'd been smart enough to use a condom, you wouldn't be babid again.

Man, the babidity amongst the uneducated people in this town is really depressing.

babid by pygmalionsapprentice July 26, 2009

Babid 

Ben decided it should be a word

"I meant babies but said babid and decided it should be a word. So I make it one. I get to make these decisions."

Babid by I'm Dearbhla lol September 14, 2020

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

spilled my babies 

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

spilled my babies by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

wydafm babdrfm wygdoykfm ptpqrnb

would you do anything for me? buy a big diamond ring for me? would you get down on your knees for me? pop that pretty question right now baby.

person 1: wydafm babdrfm wygdoykfm ptpqrnb
person 2: ofc i will :)

wydafm babdrfm wygdoykfm ptpqrnb by kayayayyayayayya March 4, 2022

Covid Babies 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

Covid Babies by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

Babining 

A much cooler way of Tebowing, based off the unique celebration of Jason Babin, DE of the Philadelphia Eagles, after every sack.

After that last sack, Jason Babin did his routine celebration of Babining, hyping up the Eagles fans, even more.

Babining by PhreshPhillies November 10, 2011