When two bro’s enter an exclusive bromance, and neither entertains the attention from any other outside bro’s.
relating to, characterized by, or practicing bronogamy. having only one bromance
Ash and Nick’s bromance was so strong that no matter how many times Lucian threw himself at Nick he would always decline Lucian’s advances because Nick and Ash were bronogamous.
The feeling you get when you are with, or are thinking about, a large number of bros at one time. Or doing a number of extremely fratty, quasi-gay acts. When a culmination of broments arouse you to the point of a brogasm.
I just had the biggest brogasm after we all took our shirts off, sang the lyrics to 'Pour Some Sugar On Me', and chest bumped each other.
When modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, crass, tacky, etc. eg: Gap commercials, Apple's retail stores, Nike (period).
Mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.
Jeremiah: yes, there's one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.
The orgastic sensation shared among a group of bros when they are having a really fucking awesome time together (not sexual). Often is accompanied by high-fiving and chestbumping.
When a group of bros all show up to a kickback wearing the SAME Bro Tank and shades. It's just so crazy that they have a Brogasm.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.