brandgasm

When modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, crass, tacky, etc. eg: Gap commercials, Apple's retail stores, Nike (period).

Mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.

Jeremiah: yes, there's one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.

by Jeremiah Junken April 11, 2004

bragasm

The amazing feeling a female gets (or a male, if you're into that sort of thing...) when taking off a too tight bra after a long day.

"oh this bra is two cup sizes two small, I can't wait to take it off... OHHH YEAH.........bragasm"

by Elf123 September 4, 2012

brawlgasm

The orgasmic feeling that one gets when playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl with multiable partners.

My Brawlgasm went long and deep into the night.

by Byyyah April 10, 2008

bandgasm

n. a feeling brought on by a magnificent musical moment that is remiscent of a sexual orgasm.

also bandgasmic - any situation that evokes said feeling.

That big hit in the middle of the third movement gave me a bandgasm.

The saxophones sound bandgasmic today, but the trumpets are a little subpar.

by kevinkessler August 16, 2009

beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

by The Supertits May 10, 2011

Braingasm

When you find out some unknown piece of information, and you feel a rush of Intellectual glee. Related to intellectual masturbation, and Brain Jizzing

When Brian read the theory on equilibrium, he had a Braingasm

by Seth-The-All-Powerfull June 1, 2010

BEADGASM

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.

When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .

by anonymous January 6, 2018