Blue goo

Smurf cum

Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.

"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"

by GGuthrie February 5, 2018

blue goose

This is the same as a "goose" but instead of using your hand to grab between the butt cheeks, you use any inanimate object near you.

Marissa: " My gross cousin blue goose(d) me with his Iphone!"
Alicia: " Wheres the disinfectant?!"

by BootyPop March 31, 2010

Blue Goosin'

To have fun by causing mischief, shenanigans.

From the central North Carolina region.

The boys went blue goosin' after the Durham bulls game.

by 7aler May 9, 2014

Blue goons

Police, cops, feds etc. Goons meaning idiots or disliked people, and blue from the colour of their uniform and sirens

Jokes blud, I just saw bare blue goons go past

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022