Aidan Brooks's definitions

Bombay Roll

Noun: The act of fucking a woman's clevage as if it were a fanny.

Your mum's had more Bombay Rolls than an Indian bakery

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Cotch

1. Noun: A place where one can recline

2. Adjective: Describing something as a cotch means it seems comfortable and capable of being cotched in.

3. Verb: To cotch. To recline, to relax or chill out in comfort.

1. There's a decent cotch round the corner, I discovered it myself.

2. Your double bed is quite a cotch.

3. I'm knackered man, let's cotch over there.

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Dodge

An abbreviation of the word Dodgey, meaning 1: strange, 2: risky, 3: fake or 4: ill.

1. That was well dodge man, the cup moved by itself.
2. You wanna go jack some yutes? Nah man, it's bare dodge round here because of all the feds.
3. You wanna buy this genuine leather purse madam? No thanks luv, it looks a bit dodge.
4. I'm feeling a bit dodge

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Tens

£10 worth of weed, one sixteenth of an ounce or 1.75g

That tens was pretty chung

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Picking up

Verb: To purchase drugs, or "score". Usually referring to the purchase of weed

You picking up this weekend?

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Taxi

A game played when toking whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them.

That PPG fucked me up man, let's taxi the rest of that joint

by Aidan Brooks June 6, 2005

Mongout

One of many types of weed available for purchase in your local community. Mongout is a word that can describe any weed that hits you straight away (rather than sneaking up on you) and puts you in a state of complete haze

Clive: What kind of weed is this Abraham?
Abraham (tokes to find out): ...............mmmmmmmmmmm!
Clive: I'm guessing it's Mongout then

by Aidan Brooks January 9, 2006