blading 

just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."

bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."

blading by blading forefather August 11, 2022

blading 

"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.

"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"

blading by D. Gould March 16, 2006

blading 

A shorted word for inline rollerblading, inline skating, rollerblading, or aggressive skating.

Hey dude, I got some time after school, let's go blading, ok?

blading by Guido1 March 6, 2008

Blading 

To have an easy time of something, encountering few obstacles or obligations; to be “skating” through life

“Are you busy tomorrow?”
“Nah man, I’m blading this week, let’s hang.”

Blading by The Executive Janitor January 24, 2018

D-Blading 

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

D-Blading by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

Extreme Blading 

Extreme Blading is the act of a man fucking a womens shoulder blades until he ejaculates on the back of her head and in her hair.

Extreme Blading is the act of putting an erect penis in between a females shoulder blades as she lays face down on a bed/road/car roof ect. The man pushes her shoulder blades together, fucking them hard until he ejaculates all over the back of her neck and hair. This is also known as a wash & go which is the act of ejaculating on the back of a females head and rubbing it into her hair, and then speedily running away.

Extreme Blading by Killer1981 February 16, 2009

Grass Blading 

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

Grass Blading by paftdunk July 15, 2019