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BIG COOK 

THIS BLATENTLY REPRESENTS AN IDEA.

ONE WHO OPERATES UNDER "BIG COOK" HAS ALL THE ASSUMED POWERS OF "GOD" AS ILLUSTRATED BY CHRISTIANITY. WHEN OPERATING UNDER THIS MAINFRAME, THE IDEA BECAME TANIGIBLE, FOR YOU, YES YOU!!!! TO DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, WITH PERFECT CLAIRTY AND GUIDANCE TO WHAT YOU HAVE ATTAINED.
DAMN! THAT GUY IS GOD-LIKE, HES BEEN COOKIN FOR MONEY SINCE 1977!

yeah big cook! we love big cook! big cook is in the mirror!
BIG COOK by BIG COOK September 29, 2012
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Big Cook Little Cook 

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.

big cookie 

Large gay man who fears gay male midgets but stll desires them sexually.
Derick knew he was a Big Cookie but learned to live with it.
big cookie by Murphy's Pub-landecker September 7, 2006

A big bag with one cookie in it 

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it
bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it
(N.)

Synonyms: Epic, WorldWar 3, YouAreNotWorthy

Cheddars Monster Cookie. Usually resulting in war and bloodshed. It is observed that homo sapien sapiens from the 21st century often turn against each other when this gets placed on the dinner table often leading one to believe that this can be the start of world war 3.
Holy Shi*, the BigCookie is here. RUN before the riots start!
BigCookie by BigCookieEater June 29, 2011