BigCookie

(N.)

Synonyms: Epic, WorldWar 3, YouAreNotWorthy

Cheddars Monster Cookie. Usually resulting in war and bloodshed. It is observed that homo sapien sapiens from the 21st century often turn against each other when this gets placed on the dinner table often leading one to believe that this can be the start of world war 3.

Holy Shi*, the BigCookie is here. RUN before the riots start!

by BigCookieEater June 29, 2011

Bigfoobies

A pair of huge hairy breasts, as seen on the Sasquatch in the infamous 1967 Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot film

Damn! Did you see the Bigfoobies on that thing?!

by Angdraug January 21, 2021

bigcockitus

a rare condition that causes you to have a big slim jim (dick)

srdjan has been diagnosed with bigcockitus

by chris browns succulent April 14, 2019

bucookie

A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!

"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade

by Frankie1969 December 10, 2009

bcookie

instead of "a cookie" its "bcookie"

Bcookie nigga.

by mommymilkietiddies March 3, 2023

Bagookie

A cookie that is also a baguette

Yo, did you get a taste of that bagookie? It was bussin'!

by justinftw September 7, 2023

big cookie

Large gay man who fears gay male midgets but stll desires them sexually.

Derick knew he was a Big Cookie but learned to live with it.

by Murphy's Pub-landecker September 7, 2006