BHN
Person A: I just failed a test!
Person B: BHN!
Person A: Damn girl you be fine
Person B: Awk cause you're not. bhn.
Person B: BHN!
Person A: Damn girl you be fine
Person B: Awk cause you're not. bhn.
BHN by prettygirlr0ck April 24, 2011
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BHN
An acronym for one of the best damn groups out here in the real world standing for BITCHES HOES and NEGROES
BHN by losangeles18th September 23, 2010
BHN
this is a up comming street gang started by nosferatu, scribbles, and a couple of their homies in the bay area and oregon..BHN stands fr "BLACK HOODED NINJAS" whuuuuuuuuuuut!
The complete name of this gang is BHN DCLXVI.
The complete name of this gang is BHN DCLXVI.
BHN by SCRIBBLES BITCH October 25, 2006
BHNC
Acronym, possibly from the United States, standing for Big Hat No Cattle. Describes people who are full of bullshit but invariable have nothing to back it up. Almost identical in meaning to the English acronym AMAT.
"Malcolm's always telling people he can do any job in the department, but if someone asks him for help he disappears."
"No surprise there BHNC."
"No surprise there BHNC."
BHNC by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015
BHNP
One might use this word to describe an individual without a penis. This term usually comes into play when describing the so-called "male" individual to a member of the opposite sex without alerting the person afflicted with the disease. This may be translated into "Boy Has No Penis" or whatever else your heart desires it to be. The medical term for this illness is sometimes referred to as "Inverted Penis".
"It's kinda funny that BHNP" - Guy #1
"Dude, that's not funny at all. It's a serious medical condition known as Inverted Penis" - Guy #2
"Hey maybe you should post fliers warning women to stay cautious because BHNP" - Guy #1
"I am way ahead of you, man! I already scattered them across the entire floor of our school" - Guy #2
"Wait, did you just say that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Yes, please read the fliers all over the floor" - Guy #2
"Oh my god... Like no way! Hey did you hear that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Eeewwwwyyyyy! That's just gross. Like, why is he so disgusting?" - Girl #2
"He was born with a sexually threatening deformation called Inverted Penis. It prevents him from being a man and does not allow him to carry on the family name." - Guy #1
"So then how does he fuck hot and bothered girls like me?" - Girl #1
"Sadly for him, he just can't... It's not physically possible. But lucky for you, I am always available to take his place and skull fuck your brains out." - Guy #2
"Mmmm, now I don't care that BHNP because you're making me so wet right now. Fuck me like I've never been fucked before!! Talk dirty to me!" - Girl #1
"I will! Shut the fuck up you slutty whore skankasaurus piece of pussy ass! Now fuck me, beautiful!!" - Guy #2
"OH BOB SAGET!! Count me in. I love long legged pissed off puerto ricans!" - Girl #2
"Fuck you bitch! I'm gonna put you in your place!" - Guy #2
"Ohh yes baby!!! Uhhhh! Mmhhmmm!! As long as my place is on you're dick!" - Girl #2
"You cunt ass nigger faggot! You already know that it is!" - Guy #2
"Let's go do this then!!!" - Girl #1
"Shut your face you nasty cock whore! I will fuck you when I am good and ready!" - Guy #2
"...Yes Master." - Girl #1
"As you can see from the last example, talking about people with Inverted Penis can really fuck up a situation. Things like this should not happen just because BHNP." - Guy #1
"Dude, that's not funny at all. It's a serious medical condition known as Inverted Penis" - Guy #2
"Hey maybe you should post fliers warning women to stay cautious because BHNP" - Guy #1
"I am way ahead of you, man! I already scattered them across the entire floor of our school" - Guy #2
"Wait, did you just say that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Yes, please read the fliers all over the floor" - Guy #2
"Oh my god... Like no way! Hey did you hear that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Eeewwwwyyyyy! That's just gross. Like, why is he so disgusting?" - Girl #2
"He was born with a sexually threatening deformation called Inverted Penis. It prevents him from being a man and does not allow him to carry on the family name." - Guy #1
"So then how does he fuck hot and bothered girls like me?" - Girl #1
"Sadly for him, he just can't... It's not physically possible. But lucky for you, I am always available to take his place and skull fuck your brains out." - Guy #2
"Mmmm, now I don't care that BHNP because you're making me so wet right now. Fuck me like I've never been fucked before!! Talk dirty to me!" - Girl #1
"I will! Shut the fuck up you slutty whore skankasaurus piece of pussy ass! Now fuck me, beautiful!!" - Guy #2
"OH BOB SAGET!! Count me in. I love long legged pissed off puerto ricans!" - Girl #2
"Fuck you bitch! I'm gonna put you in your place!" - Guy #2
"Ohh yes baby!!! Uhhhh! Mmhhmmm!! As long as my place is on you're dick!" - Girl #2
"You cunt ass nigger faggot! You already know that it is!" - Guy #2
"Let's go do this then!!!" - Girl #1
"Shut your face you nasty cock whore! I will fuck you when I am good and ready!" - Guy #2
"...Yes Master." - Girl #1
"As you can see from the last example, talking about people with Inverted Penis can really fuck up a situation. Things like this should not happen just because BHNP." - Guy #1
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