"It's kinda funny that BHNP" -
Guy #1
"
Dude, that's not funny at all. It's a serious medical condition known as Inverted Penis" -
Guy #2
"Hey maybe you should post fliers warning women to stay cautious because BHNP" - Guy #1
"I am way ahead of you, man! I already scattered them across the entire floor of our school" - Guy #2
"Wait, did you just say that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"
Yes, please read the fliers all over the floor" - Guy #2
"Oh my god... Like no way! Hey did you hear that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Eeewwwwyyyyy! That's just gross. Like, why is he so disgusting?" - Girl #2
"He was born with a sexually threatening deformation called Inverted Penis. It prevents him from being a man and does not allow him to carry on the family name." - Guy #1
"So then how does he fuck hot and bothered girls like me?" - Girl #1
"Sadly for him, he just can't... It's not physically possible. But
lucky for you, I am always available to take his place and skull fuck your brains out." - Guy #2
"Mmmm, now I
don't care that BHNP because you're making me so
wet right now. Fuck me like I've never been fucked before!! Talk
dirty to me!" - Girl #1
"I will! Shut the fuck up you slutty whore skankasaurus piece of pussy ass! Now fuck me,
beautiful!!" - Guy #2
"OH BOB SAGET!! Count me in. I love long legged pissed off puerto ricans!" - Girl #2
"Fuck you bitch! I'm gonna put you in your place!" - Guy #2
"Ohh yes
baby!!! Uhhhh! Mmhhmmm!! As
long as my place is on you're dick!" - Girl #2
"You cunt ass nigger faggot! You already know that it is!" - Guy #2
"Let's go do this then!!!" - Girl #1
"Shut your
face you
nasty cock whore! I will fuck you when I am good and ready!" - Guy #2
"...
Yes Master." - Girl #1
"As you can see from the last example, talking about
people with Inverted Penis can really fuck up a situation. Things like this should not happen just because BHNP." - Guy #1
