bewildered 

adj. Amazed that one is so lucky in one's relationships; lucky enough to be dating an incredible girl.
(Often used in reference to Jennie.)

I am one bewildered boyfriend.

bewildered by I think you know who... August 18, 2004

Bewildered 

An Angelo

You seem bewildered

Bewildered by Joeford June 6, 2018

Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.

The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.

Bewildered Masses by chjangounchained October 19, 2016

bewildered cock 

Before recieving oral sex, one slightly bobs the penis up and down under the givers chin only to "Bewilder" the partner in the act.

Brandon, instead of giving me the pleasure of recieving the bewildered cock, please let me suck on it.

bewildered cock by Sean O August 23, 2006

butthurt and bewildered 

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

butthurt and bewildered by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered is a stand-alone fantasy and mystery novel by author Riley Carrick. The plot follows Faye Maple, a composed and perceptive witch who runs both the Maple Inn and a metaphysical shop called Burn, Brew, and Bubble. Her life, already defined by personal loss and a careful balance between normalcy and magic, is disrupted when she experiences a vivid and unsettling prophetic vision in which she stands over a dead body, a bloodied knife in her hand.

As Faye attempts to interpret what she has seen, the town stumbles upon a long-lost local legend: the Cruthers Curse, a centuries-old prophecy written by Mabel Cruthers, a woman once known for her uncanny intuition during the American Revolution. The curse, preserved across five fragmented parchment pages, describes a series of escalating misfortunes in poetic, symbolic language. When the first of these predictions comes true in the form of a sudden infestation of mice in the town café, it becomes clear that the curse is no longer dormant. As panic and excitement ripple through Wickfield Hollow, the town’s theatrical mayor, Ida Paris, seizes the moment to draw attention and tourism, organizing a large-scale Halloween festival known as the Wickfield Hollow-ween Town Showdown.

My friend picked up this new book called Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered. It looks pretty good

Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered by IloveBookBuying3000 March 31, 2026

Bewildergust 

A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.

He looked at her in bewildergust, not sure he'd heard her correctly... "You did what??"

Bewildergust by mleap February 8, 2010