BELIEVE ME 

1. A phrase uttered annoyingly often by Donald Trump, indicating you should do the opposite.

2. Words that are redundant if you're telling the truth.

3. An expression that has come to be associated with habitual/pathological liars.

Trump has a "tell." Every time he says "BELIEVE ME," you know he's about to serve you a freshly baked slice of BS.

Yes, I did wash my hands after that dump. BELIEVE ME!

BELIEVE ME by denumb October 13, 2017

hear me now, believe me later 

from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)

this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!

hear me now, believe me later by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

believe you me 

An expression pretty much meaning "believe me", only with an unnecessary "you" inserted in the middle.

That was a hard test, believe you me.

believe you me by SammiSeldowitz October 21, 2007

believe you me 

Scholars maintain that the Mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me.
The "you" being their god of sun who is all powerful and involved and responsible for everything.

I'm only funny spontaneously, believe you me!

believe you me by sethrsch March 4, 2009

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If that's what you believe then shoot me 

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

If that's what you believe then shoot me by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe) 

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.

Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?

Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe) by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 7, 2021