BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009

belaired

When a person begins to speak about a subject and then works in the lyrics to a certain theme song, the origins of the term originate in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Belair.

OH SHI- you just got belaired

by ShatBrickner March 21, 2008

Belarus

A country which is sick and tired off being associated with Russia because they are way cooler although not well known.

"I am from BELARUS, NOT Russia"

by Margadaisy February 12, 2017

Bellarke depression

Being so upset that The 100 writers can't make Bellarke happen, but they have the best chemistry ever

I have Bellarke depression.

by Alec Lightwood March 11, 2018

Bellarke

The biggest ship that will take
over your life and is based on
glances and smiles

See also: the death of me

"Bellarke will be the death of me"

by himynameissacred July 26, 2018

Bellarke

Bellarke. The ship of Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin from 'The 100'. The writers and directors call it platonic. We call it Love. All though they don't know that they love each other, everyone else does. Bellamy's sister, Octavia, sees it. Clarke's first love, Finn, was threatened by it. When under the control of ALIE, Clarke's mom, Abby, used it against her. Bellamy's friend Miller, jokes about it. Everyone sees it. But they choose to ignore it. Why? Because if they were a couple, it'd put all of the other fictional couples to shame. Instead, us fans, profess it. There are fan fictions, edits, wallpapers, scenes, merchandise and emails to Jason Rothenberg. We will not silence this. Love is love. Kass Morgan wrote about it in the original book series. So not putting it into the script is really fucked up. My only advice for bellarke shippers is to wait for season 6, watch those edits, read those fanfics and read the novels.

"Bellarke is endgame."
"Bellarke makes you smile just thinking about it. Seriously. Think about it right now. I saw you smile!"

by Insta: @directixnr.edits July 18, 2019

Classic Bellarmine Sunday

A Sunday characterized by getting nothing done, regardless of the fact that one has a lot of work to do. The classic case of a student of Bellarmine College Prep. in San Jose, generally a junior or senior. Generally followed by a Sleepless Monday and a Sleepytime Tuesday

Shortened version: a Bell-Sunday

"You finish that essay yet?"
"Nah, classic Bellarmine Sunday, I'll do it tomorrow morning"
"Fair point"

by epictech February 12, 2012