belaired 

When a person begins to speak about a subject and then works in the lyrics to a certain theme song, the origins of the term originate in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Belair.

OH SHI- you just got belaired

belaired by ShatBrickner March 21, 2008

Blaired 

To get butt fucked by Brandon Blair.

"Dude you got absolutely Blaired."

Blaired by GelvinR44 June 4, 2019

bel aired 

hooking a reader on to a particular story then replacing the climactic part with lyrics from the "fresh prince of bel-air" theme song.

She slowly unzipped her dress, as my throbbing hardon grew larger, she gently carressed it and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. you've been bel aired.

bel aired by 564508441 March 22, 2008

bel aired 

Used to refer to the act of following a video link purportedly offering proof of some act, only to find that the video in question is the opening credits to the 90's tv show "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"

"Dammit, I've been Bel Aired again"

bel aired by KevfromWow December 11, 2008

belaire boom-box 

When you put a very loud speaker up to your partners vagina so as to make it vibrate causing her to ejaculate

Last night I put my brand new speaker to use when my hoe came over to get a belaire boom-box

belaire boom-box by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009

Blaired

Part of Speech: Verb, Adjective
Top Definition: To completely f*** up a situation, object, or plan beyond all conceivable repair.
The act of blairing something can happen in two distinct ways:
Unintentionally: Through catastrophic incompetence or incredibly bad luck, resulting in an apocalyptic mess.
Intentionally: Calculated, scorched-earth sabotage specifically designed to cause maximum misery and strife, ruin plans among friends, and completely eradicate anything good.
If a situation has been blaired, it has gone from bad, to worse, to utterly unsalvageable.

Example 1 (The Unintentional Blair):
Mark: "How was the camping trip with the guys?"
Jason: "Total disaster. Greg blaired the entire weekend. He forgot the tent poles, dropped the cooler in the river, and somehow managed to set the only roll of toilet paper on fire."
Example 2 (The Intentional Blair):
Sarah: "Are we still going to the concert tonight?"
Chloe: "No, Amanda found out she wasn't riding shotgun, threw a massive fit, and canceled the Uber. She completely blaired the whole night for everyone just to be petty."
Example 3 (Used as an Adjective):
Chris: "Dude, the engine on my car is smoking, and I have zero dollars in my bank account."
Mike: "Yeah man, you are completely blaired right now."

Blaired by Youngestroon April 27, 2026