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When at the most infinity of horny times, your fuckable good goal a lug around very well lover, entices you with a, fuck me now that I am a mother; someone may inform you later that you basically died in a combat zone.
Shits and giggles broke my friend who was about to bearrr witness in his wife the mother of Jimmy, I had to pull him out the window as his jiss flew into her pussy chute; I think he is gonna be flying fuckless for thirty days and thirty nights.
Bearrr by CallumRekey0 August 12, 2026
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beargreen 

(adjective) 1a. very giftful; 1b. one with nature. 2a. (verb) To give with nature; 2b. To give happiness; 2c. To give comfort. syn: happy, gemütlichkeit, comfort, giftful, nature
She is very beargreen today. Why doesn't Jonathan ever beargreen to Sarah?
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bearer-seek-seek-lest- 

What you are going to hear a lot while playing Dark Souls 2.
*trying to level up*
Shanalotte: "Bearer-seek-seek-lest-"
Player: "SHUT UP"

Paul Bearer 

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.
Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!
Paul Bearer by moomoo11 March 4, 2007

bearritory 

Anywhere (but usually U.S. national parks) in which bear warnings are prevalent. This contraction saves time by avoiding the repetition of 'bear territory.'
Park Ranger: You will be camping in prime bearritory, so remember to put your Raven's Revenge in the lockers at night.
bearritory by natsmith69 April 27, 2010

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Beartrapping 

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.
I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!
Beartrapping by Simphd June 23, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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