bastardman 

a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.

Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!

bastardman by Bastardman August 15, 2004

bastardman 

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

bastardman by Yo mama August 17, 2004

BASTARDMAN 

Someone who is a wanna be bastard

Jake: I'm so badass
Pimp man: NO YOU ARE A BASTARDMAN

BASTARDMAN by Caleb Cummins March 10, 2022

BASTARDMAN 

A very rude person who doesn't care much about anything except his penthouse magazine's even though they hate woman, they try to act rude even though beep down they want to let themselves free.

James Albert the simp: did you meet the new student?

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's such a bastardman

BASTARDMAN by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

bastardball 

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball

Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"

bastardball by El Shitha October 9, 2008

Bastardaciousness  

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.

Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.

Bastardaciousness by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.

ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.

bastardate by EpC 1 February 18, 2005