a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.
Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!
by Bastardman August 15, 2004
by Yo mama August 17, 2004
A very rude person who doesn't care much about anything except his penthouse magazine's even though they hate woman, they try to act rude even though beep down they want to let themselves free.
by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022
by Caleb Cummins March 11, 2022