bastardman

a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.

Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!

by Bastardman August 15, 2004

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

BASTARDMAN

Someone who is a wanna be bastard

Jake: I'm so badass
Pimp man: NO YOU ARE A BASTARDMAN

by Caleb Cummins March 10, 2022

BASTARDMAN

A very rude person who doesn't care much about anything except his penthouse magazine's even though they hate woman, they try to act rude even though beep down they want to let themselves free.

James Albert the simp: did you meet the new student?

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's such a bastardman

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022