bastardball

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball

Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"

by El Shitha October 9, 2008

Bastardbader

A gentleman, who’s face looks a scrotum, sitting at the pub talking shit and hugging every guy that walks by.

Friend 1: Do you know that asshole who gave you a hug?

Friend 2: No, just some drunk guy... Why?

Friend 1: Because, that guy is a real bastardbader!

by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019