BARTH'D

When you've been the butt of an uncomfortable joke meant to make humor out of an otherwise unfunny or awkward situation. It has a 50% success rate. Not intended to offend but often does

"I was so embarrassed when my son started crying in Radio Shack last Tuesday. Then a man came up to me and said, 'The poor bastard probably just found out his mom is a giant whore'".

"Oh snap! You totally got Barth'd".

by NohrJK August 2, 2022

BARTY'D

To Blow up your trading account using massive size not in correlation to your trading experience.

Can be also called an A+++++++++++++++ "short and pray" blow up strategy a.k.a. GETTING VERMA'D

"I just BARTY'D my Trading account"

"I just got BARTY'D at HOD 10 minutes into the open"

by BARTY'd November 29, 2021

el barto'd

Whenever friends convene to kick back a drink or two, it is often the case that someone will expire before the others. This unfortunate individual, as penance for their crime of being the first to retire, can, and must, be punished for not being able to handle their drink. Thus, they are often desecrated, or celebrated, in various ways. The worst, or perhaps best from the spectator’s perspective, involves genitalia and a digital camera—you get where this is going. When all is said and done, this person typically wakes up without knowing how he or she has bonded with others while they were unconscious. Oddly enough, there are cases where this individual may have the audacity to become irate when they learn about their special experience. In very special cases, the individual will laugh at hearing others tell the story of their moment in the sun; they think that others are speaking of someone else, but they are not! Although such a reaction may be expected, it does not seem appropriate. It is through experiences like this that friendships are born.

someone at this party is going to get el barto'd!

dude! you totally got el barto'd!

by party goer April 17, 2005

The Bart D

Walking and talking while bopping your head back n forth

Yo look at the guy walking, he’s doing the Bart D!

by Hot_pocketts August 2, 2021

The Bart D

When you get jerked off over your pants

Just because I got the Bart D, doesn’t mean I’m gay

by Hot_pocketts August 5, 2021

A.I.D.S. Bath

A hot tub, particularly one designated for public use.

Rob: "I was down stairs in the hotel pool and sat in the hot tub for awhile."
Mike: "Aww man, you were sitting in the A.I.D.S. bath?" "Gross!"

by ghost towne May 24, 2018

I'd drink her bath water!

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

by StuckNIndiana June 28, 2006