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B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F 

Bring my baby a present or no food
Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F 

B- be
M- my
B- bad
B- boy

B- be
M- my
M- man

B- be
M- my
W- weekend
L- lover

B- but
D- don’t

B- be
M- my

F- friend
What does B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F mean?”

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f 

this stands for : be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. It stems from the lyrics of the song 'Bad Boy' ~ Cascada. It became a widespread trend within the Gacha community using the format of "'It's always but never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...'"
Npc 1: bro its always 'I wuv you lovebug but it's never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...
Npc 2: Girl wtf i just asked about how your day went

b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.
rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging
b&m broadband by karok123 May 2, 2010

A.M.-B.M. 

(From the Latin) Ante Meridiem-Bowel Movement.
When you go #2 in the morning.
Hey guys, sorry I'll be late for breakfast, but I'm not worth a damn until i have my A.M.-B.M. See you in 8 minutes!
A.M.-B.M. by Big Crappa' December 19, 2009
Old Man Ball Musk: The stench of an 30+ year old males genitalia usually found in SUV's, bedrooms, bathrooms, and the occasional couch cushion.
*Enter SUV* " Man this car smells like some funky O.M.B.M!"
O.M.B.M by Michelle James Weak October 15, 2010