m.b.m.'d 

the best thing in the world the most beautiful talented person i've ever met and love!!!

your gf or bf possably you mom (uhh your gross)

m.b.m.'d by Captain TC August 30, 2004

b m d 

big mixed dick

hey do you like b m d hell yah

b m d by dumbfucker321123 June 1, 2018

B.M.D 

Ballastic Missle Defense.
1. Never wait for the others to ask her out first.
2. Underwater Missle Delivery System that can nuke the world 40 times over if the US is ever attacked by nukes.
3. Tripping a fellow suiter for a babe so you can get to her first.

1. dude, either get some b.m.d. or move over.
2. SSBN Nuke Subs, B.M.D. machines for messing with the US

B.M.D by technofix April 9, 2006

B.M.D 

Baby Mama Drama

He has some BMD. (use more as an acronym)

B.M.D by M. Thor November 9, 2003

B.M.D 

Ballistic Missle Defence. A very stupid system that doesn't work.

Hey, he agrees with B.M.D.! He must be an idiot!

B.M.D by Miles Ellis March 10, 2005

B.M.D. 

Black Man's Disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. Of course, you don't have to be black to have it, but that's the community where I first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. Sometimes known as "The Itis" (pronouced eye-tiss).

My homie had B.M.D. on the way home from the restaurant, started snoring like a foghorn in the car.

B.M.D. by Ndageto February 24, 2010

b.m.f.d. 

bad mother fuckin dog

stephen - were you being a good dog last night?
ashley - hell ya
stephen - na i heard you were being a b.m.f.d.

b.m.f.d. by stevie(mo)b March 1, 2010