B.H.B.

Noun.

Acronym for Borderline Homosexual Behaviour.

This is behaviour exhibited by straight men that is generally considered homosexual. Multiple examples of BHB by a single individual may be a sign of B.H.D., Borderline Homosexual Disorder. Generally this is diagnosed as a three strike policy.
Examples of B.H.B. include:
Enjoying glee
Randomly speaking in high 'sing song' tones
Disproportionate love of Lady Gaga
Wearing exceptionally tight jeans such that a division symbol is present in the crotch region
Understanding anything to do with Sex and the City
Any drink of choice that is not beer

Cannot relate to the movie Remember the Titans
Metrosexuality in ALL forms
by heapsmissage_90 May 22, 2011
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Butthole Butter

The residue left around genetalia after anal intercourse.
Dude, there was a shit load of B.H.B on my dong after banging your sister in the ass.
by buttholemagic March 09, 2015
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