B.H.B 

Butthole Butter

The residue left around genetalia after anal intercourse.

Dude, there was a shit load of B.H.B on my dong after banging your sister in the ass.

B.H.B by buttholemagic March 8, 2015

B.H.B. 

Noun.

Acronym for Borderline Homosexual Behaviour.

This is behaviour exhibited by straight men that is generally considered homosexual. Multiple examples of BHB by a single individual may be a sign of B.H.D., Borderline Homosexual Disorder. Generally this is diagnosed as a three strike policy.

Examples of B.H.B. include:
Enjoying glee
Randomly speaking in high 'sing song' tones
Disproportionate love of Lady Gaga
Wearing exceptionally tight jeans such that a division symbol is present in the crotch region
Understanding anything to do with Sex and the City
Any drink of choice that is not beer

Cannot relate to the movie Remember the Titans
Metrosexuality in ALL forms

B.H.B. by heapsmissage_90 July 9, 2011

B.H.B.A.T. 

****in jersey if you are a B.H.B.A.T. you are a backwards hat bikini wearing always trashy

that hoe over there is a B.H.B.A.T. (buh-hat)

B.H.B.A.T. by b.h.b.a.t.93 October 15, 2022

L.B.H. 

Acronym for the commonly used term "lets be honest"

topic: looks dont matter
response: L.B.H.

L.B.H. by awink2 May 28, 2007

Shut the heck you b h 

What you say at school when you dont want to get in trouble for saying bitch

V=Bh

it is pronounced (be aych)

Person1-You're gay

Person2-Shut the heck you B H

Shut the heck you b h by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022

L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"

Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S

L.B.H.S by Squirl76 December 1, 2009

C.P.A.B.H. 

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

C.P.A.B.H. by gdollar January 3, 2004