by BHS Master January 1, 2017

by wjrh August 25, 2011

Wife's text: Where the fuck r u??!!
Husband's reply text: Buying you flowers. BHS :)
Wife's text: WTF??? It's 3 AM
Husband's text: Fine, I'm not buying you flowers. Actually, I'm in the drunk tank.
Husband's reply text: Buying you flowers. BHS :)
Wife's text: WTF??? It's 3 AM
Husband's text: Fine, I'm not buying you flowers. Actually, I'm in the drunk tank.
by Nitrolian December 15, 2013

by J.Gast February 7, 2020

by AnalTease February 10, 2010

by Anonymous12358 December 9, 2008
