Bänker
Bänker by Bert "Nuffe" Karlsson April 19, 2005
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banker
The term given to the girl you know you can get by the end of the evening. E.G. Its not a challenge, you are punching below your weight so its for sure.
You try all night to get a real nice girl, and if that fails, there is always the banker!!
You try all night to get a real nice girl, and if that fails, there is always the banker!!
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Banker
A banker is the girl you know you can get with no matter what. She is the one you go for when all else fails, or you simply can't be bothered to make any effort for others. You may have one, or several bankers.
When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
"There's no one in here, f*ck this, i'm gona have to open the bank"
"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
Banker by Jaymes Craic November 23, 2011
banker
noun
1. A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.
2. A morally deficient member of the bourgeoisie who will recklessly sacrifice others well being for personal gain.
Related Slang
1. A buffoon who will create a situation in which his/her social connections are needed to bring about a response that is favorable to them.
1. A person employed by a bank, esp. as an executive or other official.
2. A morally deficient member of the bourgeoisie who will recklessly sacrifice others well being for personal gain.
Related Slang
1. A buffoon who will create a situation in which his/her social connections are needed to bring about a response that is favorable to them.
1. The banker told me my house could not be used as collateral for my son’s tuition because he had crashed the housing market.
2. That jerk was acting like a banker! He called my girl fat, took a swing at me and then when I went to fight back he and his cronies beat me up.
3. That banker F*&K is waiting outside for me with 20 of his homies!
2. That jerk was acting like a banker! He called my girl fat, took a swing at me and then when I went to fight back he and his cronies beat me up.
3. That banker F*&K is waiting outside for me with 20 of his homies!
banker by Pissed_Proletariat December 9, 2008
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