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aidan garrard 

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!
I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!
aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018

dan avidan

Co-host of Game Grumps with Arin Hanson, and occasionally Steam Train with Ross O'donovan. He is also in the band Ninja Sex Party (NSP) with Ninja Brian, (Brian Wecht) and goes under the strange name of Daniel Y. Sexbang. (The Y stands for you, as Dan is including you in him.)
"Man, Dan Avidan is an amazing singer and comedian!"

"Yeah but Pewdiepie is better..."

"You are officially dead to me."
dan avidan by Maroontails73 January 26, 2016

danny avidan 

The lead singer of Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb. Half of Game Grumps. Has the floofiest hair in the world and is 6'2". Has the cutest smile and doesn't know it
Me- Danny Avidan is my man crush!
Friend- He's not even that cute
Me- DAN AVIDAN IS AMAZING SHUT UP!
danny avidan by GalaxyGamerAmya September 25, 2017

Aidansexual 

A person who as an unstoppable obsession over Aidan Gallagher.
Friend: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Me: Oh I’m Aidansexual.
Friend: What kind of sexuality is that?
Me: Don’t worry about it. 😉
Aidansexual by _.sunshinexaidan._ December 31, 2020

Aidan Gallagher 

A god. The greatest actor, environmental ambassador and singer there is. The best looking person ever and the most caring.

Also used to describes a person or thing
Sue: OMG you looks very Aidan Gallagher
Aidan Gallagher by anonymous December 30, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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