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Axymoron
The axymoron has been desperately haunting that website for over six years, feebly trying to get even.
Axymoron by STILLMoreCleverThanYou July 16, 2021
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Ayto
Super fucking cute, gets all the girls, hates when people confuse they’re, there, and their, super funny person, hella silly, and gets tried of peoples bullshit sometimes. Probably a Tiktok eboy
Ayto by Say”cops”withoutclosingurmouth May 31, 2020
Anytober
The less clever name to the same Subway $5 footlong marketing ploy as "Februany," where all regular subs are $5. It in no way rhymes or is a play on words with the word October.
"Yo! You wanna get some subs from Subway? It's Anytober!"
"I'll go, but only if you promise not to call it that. You sound like a douche."
"I'll go, but only if you promise not to call it that. You sound like a douche."
Anytober by roofcuttaz October 4, 2011
Camp Anytown
A high school camp dedicated to teaching teens the causes and effects of racism, sexism, stereotyping, etc.
Camp Anytown by Derek C. December 1, 2004
brizey ayton
world famous singer
loves having a little sing song
gets a bit silly sometimes
goat ghostie
smells yummy
crazy wild!
#1 chicken crimpy fan
cannot for the life of her stop saying “CUTE” (it’s an addiction)
27/10
loves having a little sing song
gets a bit silly sometimes
goat ghostie
smells yummy
crazy wild!
#1 chicken crimpy fan
cannot for the life of her stop saying “CUTE” (it’s an addiction)
27/10
brizey ayton by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama July 26, 2023
Ayton
This is a name for guys that are genuinely sweet, caring, funny, handsome, loving and all around an amazing guy. He's smart and love's to have fun (especially playing video games). He's quite romantic, from small gesture's to big gesture's, it seem's that he can always put a smile on other's face's. He never gives up on what he believe's in, so he's very committed. An amazing boyfriend, that any girl would be extremely lucky to be his. He's very loyal, trusting, honest, faithful and respectful. They're all around perfect.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.