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And very smart handsome kid that will grow up to be a billionaire and isn’t the most quiet thing ever.
Hey man your axto!
Axto by Me19372 June 26, 2020
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probably gay.
the nicest dude you'll ever meet, honestly.
gives amazing advice and always knows what to say.
loves his friends and enjoys pissing people off.
if you get an axton, don't let him out of your sight, he will manage to come back with a damn penguin named margarita...
in a DMV.
But he's charming as hell, really. His mischief is cute, and mostly harmless.
he's hot, knows his boundaries, and he knows what he's doing.
Axton is so great, i can't wait to hang with him.
God, axton is so fucking hot.
Axton by techno bitch August 14, 2017
Is actually not gay and is an n word
Damn Axtons hella straight and hes an n word. Btw the way guys i would never say the n word cause im not racist.
Axton by This totally isnt axton September 12, 2019
a small, rural town in southern Virginia. -has that has a few farms with tobacco, corn, wheat, etc growing.
home to some of the coolest people in the world
Axton has no stop lights, but it has a post office!
axton by Lily Q July 1, 2005

dirty axton 

When a gay man makes another gay man cry while doing dry anal with the rule that the tears that he cries gets to be used as lube
Yeah man I pulled a dirty Axton on that faggot last night
dirty axton by Randy Boyer April 14, 2020
The last name of a great musical talent.
Name of a family of songwriters, musicians, film stars and performers.
Hoyt Axton
Mae Boren Axton
Mark Axton
Axton by Mark Axton March 4, 2004
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