probably gay.
the nicest dude you'll ever meet, honestly.
gives amazing advice and always knows what to say.
loves his friends and enjoys pissing people off.
if you get an axton, don't let him out of your sight, he will manage to come back with a damn penguin named margarita...
in a DMV.
But he's charming as hell, really. His mischief is cute, and mostly harmless.
he's hot, knows his boundaries, and he knows what he's doing.
Axton is so great, i can't wait to hang with him.
God, axton is so fucking hot.
a small, rural town in southern Virginia. -has that has a few farms with tobacco, corn, wheat, etc growing.
home to some of the coolest people in the world
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.