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by Yelenaismywife^^ November 26, 2021
A total fat spoiled fuck. This person is known for their disrespect to elders and is the least bit of a human. This person is usually associated with private school children and is spoiled from the start. This person may also think they have a vast medical knowledge, in the most severe cases correcting veteran doctors.
Example 1:
Doctor: Well Jared it seems you have a growing obesity problem.
Jared: Well actually doctor it seems that i have a slight case of hypertension cause delayed blood flow in physical activities This is why I'm slightly above the weight average in fat ass people. You are clearly wrong doctor it is a complete misdiagnosis
Doctor: AXON!
Example 2:
Dad: Marshall you've been taking my mercedes and credit card haven't you?
Marshall: Yo dad chill out bear (degrading nickname for adult)
Dad: How do you expect me to "chill" when you're going to crash my car....
Marshall: Errrrrrrrrr i don't know my landscaping business?
Dad: AXON!
Example 3:
Brothers: Yo someone broke the engine on the boat and left it covered in bear bottles and two week old bait.
Marshall: Well why didn't you pussies clean it up before mom and dad found it.
Brothers: Its hard to hide it when you're house has rotten shrimp in it and it smells like an asshole.
Marshall: You guys are fag nerds and will never have a party there now.
Brothers: You also burned holes in every seat in the car.
Marshall: Errrr.. pussy
Brothers: (in unison) AXON!
Doctor: Well Jared it seems you have a growing obesity problem.
Jared: Well actually doctor it seems that i have a slight case of hypertension cause delayed blood flow in physical activities This is why I'm slightly above the weight average in fat ass people. You are clearly wrong doctor it is a complete misdiagnosis
Doctor: AXON!
Example 2:
Dad: Marshall you've been taking my mercedes and credit card haven't you?
Marshall: Yo dad chill out bear (degrading nickname for adult)
Dad: How do you expect me to "chill" when you're going to crash my car....
Marshall: Errrrrrrrrr i don't know my landscaping business?
Dad: AXON!
Example 3:
Brothers: Yo someone broke the engine on the boat and left it covered in bear bottles and two week old bait.
Marshall: Well why didn't you pussies clean it up before mom and dad found it.
Brothers: Its hard to hide it when you're house has rotten shrimp in it and it smells like an asshole.
Marshall: You guys are fag nerds and will never have a party there now.
Brothers: You also burned holes in every seat in the car.
Marshall: Errrr.. pussy
Brothers: (in unison) AXON!
by Squidassmotha March 18, 2009
axon is a source which every skidded exploit uses. axon was deobfuscated from axon exploit long time ago.
leeches has a million copies of this on their pc and uses it for every purpose.
the best form of axon is half, lua-c execution.
leeches has a million copies of this on their pc and uses it for every purpose.
the best form of axon is half, lua-c execution.
by Guy King March 21, 2019
by Martin Flower November 22, 2011
A bitch, Cant stand up for himself and is racist and homophobic. Hes a gay fag and has nothing to do with his life. He argues with people who are stronger than him. (AKA ME EHEHEH) and is for some reason tall asf
by 0urfai September 27, 2021
The Axon Theory is kind of the video game versions of Jupming the Shark and Nuking the Fridge, it means that a Video Game series that has gone into major crappy meltdown.
Mortal Kombat Armageddon was the lameest 7th sequel to hit the video game shelves because of the lame fataitlies they have < so I considered this as a part of "The Axon Theory". I also name this word after one of the hoverboards in "Unreal Tournament 3".
by MikeKal August 27, 2009