Axon
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Axon
A total fat spoiled fuck. This person is known for their disrespect to elders and is the least bit of a human. This person is usually associated with private school children and is spoiled from the start. This person may also think they have a vast medical knowledge, in the most severe cases correcting veteran doctors.
Example 1:
Doctor: Well Jared it seems you have a growing obesity problem.
Jared: Well actually doctor it seems that i have a slight case of hypertension cause delayed blood flow in physical activities This is why I'm slightly above the weight average in fat ass people. You are clearly wrong doctor it is a complete misdiagnosis
Doctor: AXON!
Example 2:
Dad: Marshall you've been taking my mercedes and credit card haven't you?
Marshall: Yo dad chill out bear (degrading nickname for adult)
Dad: How do you expect me to "chill" when you're going to crash my car....
Marshall: Errrrrrrrrr i don't know my landscaping business?
Dad: AXON!
Example 3:
Brothers: Yo someone broke the engine on the boat and left it covered in bear bottles and two week old bait.
Marshall: Well why didn't you pussies clean it up before mom and dad found it.
Brothers: Its hard to hide it when you're house has rotten shrimp in it and it smells like an asshole.
Marshall: You guys are fag nerds and will never have a party there now.
Brothers: You also burned holes in every seat in the car.
Marshall: Errrr.. pussy
Brothers: (in unison) AXON!
Doctor: Well Jared it seems you have a growing obesity problem.
Jared: Well actually doctor it seems that i have a slight case of hypertension cause delayed blood flow in physical activities This is why I'm slightly above the weight average in fat ass people. You are clearly wrong doctor it is a complete misdiagnosis
Doctor: AXON!
Example 2:
Dad: Marshall you've been taking my mercedes and credit card haven't you?
Marshall: Yo dad chill out bear (degrading nickname for adult)
Dad: How do you expect me to "chill" when you're going to crash my car....
Marshall: Errrrrrrrrr i don't know my landscaping business?
Dad: AXON!
Example 3:
Brothers: Yo someone broke the engine on the boat and left it covered in bear bottles and two week old bait.
Marshall: Well why didn't you pussies clean it up before mom and dad found it.
Brothers: Its hard to hide it when you're house has rotten shrimp in it and it smells like an asshole.
Marshall: You guys are fag nerds and will never have a party there now.
Brothers: You also burned holes in every seat in the car.
Marshall: Errrr.. pussy
Brothers: (in unison) AXON!
Axon by Squidassmotha March 17, 2009
Axon
A bitch, Cant stand up for himself and is racist and homophobic. Hes a gay fag and has nothing to do with his life. He argues with people who are stronger than him. (AKA ME EHEHEH) and is for some reason tall asf
Axon framework
Axon framework by Martin Flower November 22, 2011
The Axon Theory
The Axon Theory is kind of the video game versions of Jupming the Shark and Nuking the Fridge, it means that a Video Game series that has gone into major crappy meltdown.
Mortal Kombat Armageddon was the lameest 7th sequel to hit the video game shelves because of the lame fataitlies they have < so I considered this as a part of "The Axon Theory". I also name this word after one of the hoverboards in "Unreal Tournament 3".
The Axon Theory by MikeKal August 27, 2009
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