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a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj is used to descirbe someone you cant put a word to.
Omg that concert was something else a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj

axlsome™

1. A word used when a person place or thing is so awesome it surpasses the word awesome and must be described as "axlsome".

2. Also can be used in sexual terms meaning a very awesome and unique sexual experience.
1. "Hey last night was so legendary it was axlsome™."

2. "Hey do you two ladies want to have an axlsome™?"
axlsome™ by B055 January 4, 2011

Alsdkfjhlakdjsf 

You wanted to do another round of lasdjkfh with you keyboard when you should be doing work.
I want to type Alsdkfjhlakdjsf into my keyboard because why not.
Another common search for when you have absolutely nothing going on in your life and are extremely bored.
Google - Type Box
Bored individual - alsdfkb
Google - Get a life Steve
alsdfkb by ExtremeDepression May 28, 2018
The Alabama State Defense Force (ALSDF) is a military entity authorized by both the State Code of Alabama and Executive Order. The ALSDF is the state’s authorized state defense force and assumes the state mission of the Alabama National Guard in the event the Guard is mobilized. The ALSDF is comprised of retired active and reserve military personnel and selected professional persons who volunteer their time and talents in further service to their state.
alsdf by Beauregard January 13, 2008

alsdjfansdfnag

to party at late hours of the night with no adult supervision, usually found in Southern Germany, hense the name is quite German looking...
Last night Jenny and I alsdjfansdfnag till 3 in the morning and then my parents came home, which officially declared it no longer a alsdjfansdfnag session.
alsdjfansdfnag by lamaman124 October 7, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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