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Abbreviation of "At Least Someone Does"
Often used by people with low self-esteem. ( And suicidal drama queens )
Sam: I love you!
Sam's friend: ALSD
ALSD by Pseudo87654 April 10, 2019
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a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj 

a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj is used to descirbe someone you cant put a word to.
Omg that concert was something else a;lsdfkj;alsdkjfa;lskdjf;alsdkjf;alskdfja;lsdkfj

Alsdkfjhlakdjsf 

You wanted to do another round of lasdjkfh with you keyboard when you should be doing work.
I want to type Alsdkfjhlakdjsf into my keyboard because why not.
Another common search for when you have absolutely nothing going on in your life and are extremely bored.
Google - Type Box
Bored individual - alsdfkb
Google - Get a life Steve
alsdfkb by ExtremeDepression May 28, 2018
The Alabama State Defense Force (ALSDF) is a military entity authorized by both the State Code of Alabama and Executive Order. The ALSDF is the state’s authorized state defense force and assumes the state mission of the Alabama National Guard in the event the Guard is mobilized. The ALSDF is comprised of retired active and reserve military personnel and selected professional persons who volunteer their time and talents in further service to their state.
alsdf by Beauregard January 13, 2008

alsdjfansdfnag

to party at late hours of the night with no adult supervision, usually found in Southern Germany, hense the name is quite German looking...
Last night Jenny and I alsdjfansdfnag till 3 in the morning and then my parents came home, which officially declared it no longer a alsdjfansdfnag session.
alsdjfansdfnag by lamaman124 October 7, 2007

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; 

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; is keyboard spam and typically used to express anger, and is not used in face to face converse
hey we got raided

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; GOD F@#%ING DAMIT
;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; by hasoos March 26, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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