axewound 

A wet, dripping pussy.

I shoved my monstrous dork into her axewound.

axewound by Goad January 20, 2003

Axewound 

A slang and derogatory term to describe a vagina based on it's similarity in appearance to the injury received if someone was to be hit by an axe.
This can also be used to specify that a female was undergoing menstruation at the time with the similarity being that an axewound would also bleed.

Male 1 "There better be some beaver at this bar tonight, I need some gash!"
Male 2 "For sure, the chick I have meeting me later is bound to let me plow her axewound"

Or

Male 1 "How did your night end up sat? The girl you bailed with was smoking"
Male 2 "Yeah def not a coyote, problem was got her home and she wrecked my sheets! She didn't bother to tell me she was recovering from an axewound"

Axewound by microwave_fresh October 16, 2009

axewound 

a lady's vaginal area.

i savaged her glistening axewound with my broadsword.

axewound by Stephen Porter April 17, 2008

axewound 

The OFFICIAL nickname for a little boy from Hull called Luke Axel something (Can't remember his surname).

He is also known as H4xel.

Hey Axewound, hows it hanging?

axewound by Gazza December 5, 2004

MOULDY AXEWOUND 

Derived from true Glasgwegian(Glasgow, Scotland)a mouldy axewound is a term used so as to describe the pitiful or shameful state of a persons arse. For example an arse crack in this sense is refered to as axewound simply due to the manner in which it is shaped like an axewound. The "mouldy" describes a harful image of an uncleaned or unwiped arse crack.

Check the nick of yer mouldy axewound.

MOULDY AXEWOUND by niko_05 June 11, 2006

bearded axe wound 

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

bearded axe wound by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

axe-wound 

the female genitalia

Kath's axe-wound was so big you could float a small toy boat in it.

axe-wound by ratus June 16, 2007