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axe-wound 

Vagina. (Female genitalia (you know, where the cock goes))
"I bet my grandmother's axe-wound is saggy and dry, and riddled with gonorrhoea."
axe-wound by Mike 5skinz February 14, 2006

axe wound 

the vagina
when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound
axe wound by John December 25, 2002

axe wound 

A vagina in which the outer labia touch each other, completely concealing all other parts...leaving only a straight line. Like one chop from an axe. |
After she shaved off her pubic hair, it was like looking at Barbie's axe-wound.
axe wound by Anonymous April 10, 2003

axe wound 

a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )
axe wound by kathletto April 26, 2004

Axe Wound 

A term that is rude and somewhat disturbing visually for the word Vagina. The split opening of the vagina represents the words "axe wounde", as this figure is somewhat similar to the figure of a cut made by an axe.
Girl, can i stick my pork sword up your axe wounde
Axe Wound by Dean Wicks June 22, 2006

axe wound 

looks like its been hit by a broad axe
axe wound by Mark July 30, 2004
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