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Broadsword 

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.
Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.
Broadsword by C-Smith November 3, 2005
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Broadsword 

A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.
The Broadsword! On Conquest!
Broadsword by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

broadsword 

a two-handed hand job
My dick was so big, she had to broadsword it
broadsword by Dbreezy99999 August 6, 2011

Broadsword 

/brôdˌsôrd/

n.

1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.

2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.

3. One who calls Danny Boy.
Examples:

"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"

"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
Broadsword by joepa007 December 31, 2013

Broadsword 

1: (noun) When a man holds his penis at the base with one hand, similar to wielding a sword.
1: There's nothing like a man wielding his broadsword.
Broadsword by bolshefuck111 August 8, 2015

broadsword lesbian 

an inclusive lesbian that recognizes that lesbian is broad term that describes a lot of different experiences (including lesbians who don't use she/her, lesbians who aren't women, aspec lesbians and mspec lesbians)

the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)

both terms are almost exclusively used online
lesbian: i'd ask her out but im worried she doesn't support nonbinary lesbians

friend: no i think she mentioned on twitter that she's a broadsword lesbian before

Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.
Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.
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